Lucha, Names, Biff

YO ICE TRE! It's Dairy Day in New York State today! You're from Saratoga, right man? Come on, get on the blog and let's celebrate! GET CRAZY WITH DA CHEESE WIZ!

I fuckin' hate Albany. My whole office: "HEY didja know today is Dairy Day? Go get your free-bees at the legislative office building!" Hey, here's an idea, how about NO? Yeah cause friggin Dairy Day ranks atop my holiday priority list, just below Christmas and my birthday. And yes, my birthday IS a holiday. September 22, the fall equinox, LOOK IT UP! So while I sit here at my desk and drink my fucking free Dairy Day milk, here's an FW blog post...

Join Aston's Beaner League!
Ryan Aston, aka Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart Esquire, has opened up a lucha libre league. I joined, Gethard joined, the guy from TEAM whose house I commanded an angry mob to burn down joined, Stanton joined...now it's time for you to join. Also, join WFW: NE, because if you don't then I'm gonna have to hear it from Edmunds and Miller, the pricks. And yes Miller, if you're wondering how I have time to write this dumb blog but not send you my bio, I'M WRITING IT TONIGHT! Jeez, I have a real life, you think I have time to just sit on my ass playing fantasy wrestling all day? ::looks at my post count, notices I'm in 5 leagues with all different characters and post incessantly:: OK, scratch that, you'll have my bio tonight. BTW, Aston wants us to respectfully represent lucha libre as best we can. However I really really wanna RP a dude named Nachos Bel Grande who comes to the ring dressed like a giant cheeseburger. At this point, I'm just swiping item names off the Taco Bell menu and throwing them in my lucha bio. Me= Typical white kid who knows nothing of lucha.

Speaking of Names...
Have you ever noticed people in FW often refer to each other by their character names? I didn't know Adam Shinder's name for a good while cause I everyone I talked to just called him Troy Douglas. Half the time I call Siegel Cameron Cruise. Ryan Aston? Shit, to me he's Shawn Hart. If I'm referring to Levinson, I'll just call him Anarky. Stalker is Stalker, Fusenshoff is Fusenshoff, Chris is Nova, Brisbin is Ice Tre, and for all intents and purposes Jamar Short is nothing less than Sean Stevens. When you find yourself doing this, you know FW has taken it's grip on you and it's time for a reality check you just...won't like. DAMN IT, sorry, been reading too much Cameron Cruise lately. Some of us are still "us." Katz is Katz, I'm me, Gregg is Gregg, JN is JN, Brunk is Brunk, Varga is Varga (or is he Biff Busey?). Fuck it, I demand to be called Castor Strife from now on. Those of you from Aston's beaner league can call me Arcangel IV.

Public Apology to James Varga aka Biff Busey
Alright, this is like the third public apology I've made since returning to FW, but this one really tugs on my heart strings. Varga, from the bottom of my heart, I sincerely apologize for having my fictional wrestler take a blowtorch to your fictional wrestlers as well as your Saved By The Bell entourage at NFW Crash 48. I realize you may have been building them up for a big run, and having Castor set them on fire and beat your TEAM via Irish whip into a ball of blames probably ended your hopes. I had no right stealing Mr. Belding's heat like that, especially after he built it up good by giving Zach Morris detention. It's true, you did give me permission to burn Biff, but it's clear you did not understand the full implications of the burning. I never specified whether they'd be first, second, or third degree burns. I also never recieved permission to burn your manager, Michael "The Mind" Heenan. Clearly, Castor owes Biff a job. Actually, no he doesn't. But in theory, he would. So Biff...here's to you.

::douses a life-sized Biff Busey doll with kerosine, flicks a match and tosses it on top::

THE CEREMONIAL, BURNING OF THE BIFF! ::bows head::

Biff Busey...friend, foe, legend. R.I.P. Biff.